Mo's Marketplace | March 2008

Monday, March 31, 2008

The Employee Handbook

An employee handbook is the synopsized policies and procedures of an organization. One of the most important aspects of any employment relationship is the communication between the employer and the employee, and the employee handbook is an integral part of that communication. It presents an opportunity to present the organization and create a positive connection with employees, but also presents some danger as well. The employee handbook sets forth company expectations as well as the expectations...

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Sunday, March 30, 2008

Learning another thing

Some time ago, I discussed with you, my dear friends, why I thought lefties have generally shorter lifespans - it had something to do with chainsaws having been built for right handed folk. Today, I learned something valuable, also involving chainsaws. While I may be left handed - and, yes, I fortunately still possess my left hand - that will not be why my life span is shortened. No, friends, it will be because I am, in fact, stupid. I also learned something else today - that your average...

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Saturday, March 29, 2008

The Family Roadtrip

The great American roadtrip. Packing everyone into the family Chevy and rolling off down the highway to destinations unknown. So many places to go, all within hours from almost anywhere. You have to keep everyone in the car enthusiastic about the trip. Therefore the old reliable "mix tape," or now-a-days the mix-disc, comes to the fore as being all important - without the music jive, your trip falls flat in a hurry. Here are 20 suggestions for compiling a fun family roadtrip...

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Friday, March 28, 2008

Misunderstood Headlines

I saw a headline this morning reading “Casey to endorse Obama,” and my first thought was who is Sean Casey to endorse anyone and why do I care? I mean, I haven’t even seen him play yet. Now, if Curt Schilling was endorsing someone I might pay attention, but just because a guy is wearing a Red Sox uniform doesn’t mean I’m going to vote for his guy. Meanwhile, the Sox are getting ready to resume their spring training schedule. I’m so irritated by this...

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Thursday, March 27, 2008

If I Won The Lottery

Every so often the multi-state lottery in which my state lottery participates reaches a level that catches my eye: $95 Million, $250 Million, et cetera. Of course the jackpot is never expressed as so-and-so-many-million dollars, it's expressed as $95,000,000 or $250,000,000. The jackpot amount for the March 28, 2008 drawing of Mega Millions is $113 Million (or, put another way, $113,000,000) with the up front cash option at $71.2 Million. The odds of matching all five numbers PLUS the "Megaball"...

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Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Thank God It's Baseball Season...so we can talk baseball again

At the congressional hearings last month featuring Brian McNamee and Roger Clemens, there did seem something amiss, didn’t there? Kind of, oh I don’t know, some kind of odd partisan battle going on between the Democrats/McNamees and the Republicans/Clemens’. The Republicans on the House Committee on Oversight and Government, the house committee sponsoring that despicable debacle, released a report yesterday suggesting Clemens was not at Jose Canseco’s party. The Democrats...

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Tuesday, March 25, 2008

The Sox on Opening Day...a half world away

I've had an off day. Not a bad day, mind you, just off.  A bad day is having someone post a craigslist ad telling everyone that you've moved and come take your stuff. No, this was just an off day. I woke up this morning and stepped on the scale just before my shower. After the shock of seeing THAT number, it slow, sick feeling washes over me that the number I just saw will be the best it will be all day. Ugh. You can look in the mirror all you want and kid yourself that little ponch...

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Monday, March 24, 2008

Dio: More than Meets the Eye

Ronnie James Dio is known as a heavy metal mysticist. Throughout his career, he has penned lyrics of medieval kings, mystic dragons, magic and evil. But nothing about Dio is that straight forward. 

Starting with the name “Dio.” He was born Ronald James Padavona, and began using the name Dio in the early 1960’s, ostensibly after the gangster “Johnny Dio,” but there is more to it than that.

He grew up in the Roman Catholic Church, and his disagreement with the church has clearly influenced his writing, but his choice of stage name – Dio – translates from Italian as “god,” so while he rejected the church of his heritage, he has accepted a moniker of religious significance.

Because of his propensity to build in more than what meets the eye, there is often reason to look. And when one looks for something, we will often find it, whether or not it was intended. This article looks at some of the double entendres in Dio’s work.

 
The Mob Rules

The cover of "Mob Rules" - Black Sabbath's second album with Dio, features cover art by Greg Hildebrandt – known for his Lord of the Rings illustrations - done in the 1970’s entitled “Mob Dream.”   At the time the record was released in 1981, there was some significant turmoil between the band and former lead singer Ozzy Osbourne, apparently over the rights to play some of the Sabbath catalog. When “Mob Rules” was released, some saw the words “Kill Ozzy” written on the ground in the artwork.  Hildebrandt denies it is there – and certainly a look at the original artwork and the album cover would suggest that the markings are at best an odd coincidence.

The introduction to the song “The Mob Rules” on the album is a heavily synthesized instrumental piece called “E5150.” Without lyrics, there is no apparent reason for such an odd name, yet when parsed out from roman numerals, E 5-1-50 becomes “E V I L:” 5=V, 1=I and 50=L. Again, it’s difficult to say with any degree of specificity that was the intention, although it seems quite plausible. 

 
Dream Evil

“Dio’s” fourth album “Dream Evil” showed a newly stylized “Dio” logo in the corner. On the previous three records, Dio was a heavily stylized and thickly lettered word. On Dream Evil, however, the letters appeared less thick and the stylization took on a different look. When turned upside down, the logo appears to say “Devil.” 

 
The Devil Horn Salute

While in Black Sabbath, Dio popularized a gesture called the Corna which is made by holding the pointer finger and the pinky finger in the air, while holding the other fingers down – a “devil horn” salute as it has come to be known. 

The corna itself has a multitude of meanings. Anton LaVey, author of the Satanic Bible, popularized the gesture as a symbol of Satanism in the 1960’s. Dio has said, though, that his grandmother used the gesture to ward off evil. While it is true that it is used as such, it is considered rather vulgar and it’s difficult to imagine a granny resorting to something of that ilk. Again, however, we find more than one meaning behind Dio’s work.

 

 

Sunday, March 23, 2008

The Essential Ronnie James Dio

Ronnie James Dio first came into the spotlight in the late 1960's and early 1970's leading a band named Elf. Elf's debut album was co-produced by two members of Deep Purple, and they toured as an opening act for the mega band.

But it was guitarist Ritchie Blackmore who, when he split from Deep Purple in the mid-1970's and recruited Dio away from Elf to join his new project "Rainbow," jump started Dio's career.

Dio, along with Blackmore, became the driving force behind the music of Rainbow - a fantasy-themed hard rock. He left the band after their third album when Blackmore wanted to move the band in a more mainstream direction - a sound demonstrated on Rainbow's subsequent album, "Down to Earth" and the single "Since You Been Gone." Dio, for his part, replaced Ozzy Osbourne in Black Sabbath - moving that band in a completely new direction.

His stint with Sabbath was short, lasting only two studio albums, before striking out with drummer Vinny Appice to form "Dio."

His professional music career spans about 50 years - While in high school, he released a single while playing in a band called Ronnie and the Red Caps. His studio recording career begins in 1972 - 36 years - and it is from this point we will rank Dio's Top most important 10 songs.

"The Important Dio"

10. "Hungry for Heaven" (Dio) - 1985 Sacred Heart, "Vision Quest" Soundtrack

This song is the latest of the Dio tracks to make this Top 10. It is somewhat of a break from Dio's typical subject matter, designed to reach a more pop-oriented audience - even to the point of inclusion on the soundtrack to "Vision Quest," an otherwise forgettable high school movie. This is likely the sound Blackmore was looking for in Rainbow, precipitating Dio's departure.

9. "Neon Knights" (Black Sabbath) - 1980 Heaven & Hell

This song represents one of the rare occasions that Black Sabbath charted in the US, hitting #17 on Billboard's mainstream rock chart. Heaven & Hell was Sabbath's first studio album without Ozzy Osbourne.

"The Last in Line" (Dio) - 1984 The Last In Line

The follow up album to Dio's debut record shows an increasing desire to reach a more mainstream audience. While the lyrics reflect traditional Ronnie James Dio styling, the title song features a melodic introduction with an opening verse of ironic imagery, upon which the song breaks into a decidedly hard rock - but not quite "heavy metal" guitar riff.

7. "Long Live Rock N Roll" (Rainbow) - 1978 Long Live Rock 'N Roll

The title track to the last album Dio recorded with Rainbow, it is a gem. It is a solid, hard rocking song, and showcases Dio at his most vocally solid. It doesn't get caught up in any of the sorcerers and goblins that Blackmore was trying to get away from and demonstrates Dio's writing abilities without the more mystical content.

"Holy Diver" (Dio) - 1983 Holy Diver

Another title track makes the list. Holy Diver was a deliberate statement to Black Sabbath - whom he felt were slighting his contributions to the band. It was released as the first single and made the rare chart appearance. Remember the lyric, "The vision never dies, Life's a never ending wheel..." Perhaps a reference to the earlier song, "The Mob Rules"

The Essential Dio - The Top 5

5. "The Mob Rules" (Black Sabbath) - 1981 Mob Rules

Mob Rules followed up the successful Heaven & Hell and while the fandom embraced it, the critics did not. The lyrics are darker, and in this song the content is about society following the wrong leaders, revolution and complacency: "Break the circle and stop the movement, the wheel is thrown to the ground, Just remember it might start rolling and take you right back around."

4. "Man on the Silver Mountain" (Rainbow) - 1975 Ritchie Blackmore's Rainbow

This was from Rainbow's first effort as Ritchie Blackmore was trying to demonstrate why he would leave Deep Purple. It is well produced, but not overly produced and feels like a genuine effort. Blackmore was giving his best effort and Dio now had the opportunity to shine on a much larger stage.

3. "Rainbow in the Dark" (Dio) - 1983 Holy Diver

Dio finds a synthesizer to provide some harmony to his traditional mystically oriented lyrics. The result was an accessible heavy metal song, again likely carefully planned to show Blackmore that there was still currency in Dio's brand of mysticism.

2."Kill the King" (Rainbow) - 1978 Long Live Rock 'N Roll

Over and above "Man on the Silver Mountain," this ranks as my favorite Dio/Rainbow effort. The melody is perfect, and what we find here is an aggressive medieval themed rock anthem. It's cleanly produced - just a great head banging, hard rocking song.

"Heaven & Hell" (Black Sabbath) - 1980 Heaven & Hell

Dio has suggested that "Heaven & Hell" is his favorite work, and I am no one to disagree. It was this album and this title track that set the direction for both Sabbath and Dio going forward. Dio simply grabs control of the personality of the band. The lyrics explore the individuals' capacity to choose between good and evil and the song itself has a "wall of sound" production. Ride life's carousel well, chose to whom you listen carefully.

OTHER "TOP MUSIC" LISTS

· The Essential Motörhead: Top 5 Songs

· Sesame Street: Top 7 Songs

· Alice Cooper: Top 10 Songs

· Jimmy Buffett: Top 10 Albums

· Anthrax Top 10 Songs

Thursday, March 20, 2008

The Essential Anthrax

Anyone who remembers the anthrax terror attacks of 2001 may remember the curiosity of a thrash metal band called “Anthrax” dealing with one of the worst public relations nightmares an organization could deal with.   The band Anthrax was formed in 1981 and took the name from a biology textbook – a choice that twenty years later would come back for some reckoning, but that served them well to that time.  In the quarter century of the band’s existence, the...

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The Essential Motorhead

Snaggletooth B. MotorheadIn 1975, Lemmy Kilminster was arrested by Canadian customs for drug possession and was fired from the band Hawkwind. It was then Motörhead was born. Lemmy has been a known recreational drug user, and indeed the name Motörhead itself is a colloquial reference to speed users.

For more than 30 years, Lemmy has been Motörhead, being the one constant member through continual lineup changes. It is curious that given the lyrics professing a devil may care attitude toward life and living past the present, Lemmy and Motörhead have lasted as long as they have.

Despite the easily recognizable Lemmy and the band's significant cult following, mainstream rock and roll fans have by and large ignored the band. This column breaks down the Top 5 Motörhead songs any hard core rock 'n' roller should know. There are songs which could easily have made a list of "Top Motörhead music," including "Iron Fist," "Louie, Louie," "I'm the Doctor," and "Eat The Rich," however the author considers these next 5 songs to be the "Essential" Motörhead.

5. "(We Are) The Road Crew" from Ace of Spades

Bob Seger's "Turn the Page" is a mellow, melancholy look at life on the road as a musician, seeing life on the road as a necessary evil to playing music. "(We Are) The Road Crew" is the opposite.

The lyrics tell the story of a narrator who just loves to be on the road - "But I just love the life I lead, Another beer is what I need, Another gig my ears bleed, We Are The Road Crew." In fact, the only mention of music at all is the mention of ears bleeding after the gig. The rest of the song talks about the road, the backstage, the travel. He feels sad his "woman" is leaving, presumably due to his continued unavailability while on the road, yet he talks about "another girl, another face," indicating a lack of complete emotional attachment.

4. "Rock 'N' Roll" from Rock N Roll

Throughout the band's history, it has been a three-piece outfit: drums, guitar, bass. With the 1987 release of the album "Rock N Roll," we saw the longest running version of a Motörhead 4-piece band - an alignment which lasted until 1992. For most iterations of the band, it has been a 3-member band.

Lemmy, as Motörhead, resists a label of "Heavy Metal" or "Thrash" and apparently tends toward "Rock N Roll" and hence the name of the album. The title track, "Rock N Roll," follows the same general theme of "(We Are) The Road Crew." The narrator's significant other has left him for someone else, but that's okay because he's in love with Rock N Roll. The narrator goes on to tell of his somewhat nihistic approach to life - "I got rock 'n' roll, to save me from the cold, And if that's all there is, it ain't so bad..." Of course, if his significant other is going to leave, that's okay because there are plenty of others.

The song is driven by the drum beat and punctuated with power chords, and is apparently built for the simple function of banging one's head.

3. "Killed By Death" from No Remorse

This is just "in your face" rock and roll. The overriding message is that the narrator will only slow down and take it easy when he's "killed by death;" he's going to be taken out and it's not going to be a natural death.

Likely Page Break

Lyrics consisting of two 4-line verses with a short bridge and a chorus of "killed by death" could hardly be considered an intellectual masterwork, but the song just works. Like most of the Motörhead catalog, it is the kind of hard rock song you put on your car's system and several miles down the road as you're being pulled over by the state police, you realize you have significantly exceeded the speed limit.

2. "Ace of Spades" from Ace of Spades

The ace of spades is typically considered the highest ranking of the cards and is considered "the death card." The song "Ace of Spades" is another nilhist perspective on gambling and fast living. He doesn't gamble because of greed, and it doesn't matter if he loses - in fact he was born to lose, but he is playing to win. He doesn't want to live forever, and that's kind of the no holds barred, nothing's going to stand in my way sort of attitude that has driven Motörhead for 30-some-odd years.

1. "Orgasmatron" from Orgasmatron

The Orgasmatron album is regarded by many as one of the bands best projects. The title song is a dark song with many references to religion, war, and politics. Lemmy is well known as a self-described "anarchist," who despises political extremes of any sort and that message seems to permeate through this song in particular.

The narrator identifies several incarnations of himself: as a sadist called religion, emperor of lies, and as the Roman god of war, Mars. The landscape as laid out is of "a martyred world," where those that populate it are servile and complacent as they are tortured and killed. It seems to serve a warning against being overly servile to politicians and religion, lest you find yourself casually slaughtered for no apparent reason.

Unlike the other songs on this list, this song isn't one designed to put the top and the windows down, and smash the speed limit. This music seems designed more to provide the soundtrack to an interstate highway ride on a Harley, but it is - in this author's opinion - the most essential Motörhead song to know.

Other "Top" music lists:

Sesame Street: Top 7 Songs

Alice Cooper: Top 10 Songs

Jimmy Buffett: Top 10 Albums

Reference:

http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=11:jifyxqe5ldte~T1

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motorhead

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemmy

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Which is Larger: Yankees Nation or Red Sox Nation?

Which “Nation” is larger: The Institution of The New York Yankees or Red Sox Nation? According to Hank Steinbrenner, The Yankees organization is less a baseball club than an American institution and that Red Sox Nation is a bit of a joke. So, a company named “Compete” took a look at tracking metrics and consumer behavior at both the Yankees and Red Sox websites. It would seem that throughout most of the year, the Yankees garnered more of the attention than...

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Monday, March 17, 2008

Motorhead Video 6 Pack

A little "Killed By Death" I don't know that I'd take a firing squad to the chest just for driving through that young lady's parent's place, but hey, you know, different strokes... And speaking of different strokes: Here's a video ripped from one of my all time favorite shows, "The Young Ones." Here's "Ace of Spades"   The next one is not an "Official" video, but it is absolutely one of my all time favorite Motorhead tunes and I just HAD to include...

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I Met a Butterfly

No sooner had I cranked up a little Iron Maiden - "2 Minutes to Midnight" if you must know - I get a link to this image via email. Someone was reading my mind. Rock on, dude. Rock on. You can click on the image to see the graphic in all it's glorious detail (and yes, I know there's a typo at the bottom).    Rock on.

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Sox, "Socks" and Chinese Baseball Cuts

Josh Beckett isn't going to Japan because of back pain, but says he feels better. From the Boston Globe: Asked about a target date for Beckett's return, Francona said, "He'll be ready when he's ready." Uh, okay. Move along folks, nothing to see here. Meanwhile, Daisuke's wife is expecting a child any day now, so we're not sure if HE'S going to pitch in Tokyo. Nice, eh? Any way, the boston.com has a pretty excellent slide show on what to do in Tokyo. For all you folks who wouldn't...

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Saturday, March 15, 2008

MLB's Missed Opportunity

The Los Angeles Dodgers and San Diego Padres played the all-American game in a split squad exhibition game at Wukesong Stadium in Beijing.   While a spring training outing is not usually news, this two game tilt was special for the location: Mainland China. The result was about an un-American ending as the setting: a 3-3 tie.   The Olympics are coming and MLB wanted to begin the eastward expansion of the game.  Back in 2006, MLB was talking about expanding into China....

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Friday, March 14, 2008

Another Friday Night

It's Friday night and if you're reading this, you're probably as pathetic a shut in as your ever faithful market clerk. Mrs. Mo is busy stuffing plastic Easter eggs, and I've just finished scrubbing the grout in the upstairs bathroom. Ugh. Sitting here watching CSI:Miami reruns. Now, I'm usually all about CSI: Miami. No, not for the storylines - admittedly, it's the worst of the CSI franchise for storyline and frankly acting as well. Nope, I'm all about Eva La Rue (that's a PDF, baby)....

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Creepy Gnomes, Baseball, & Soccer

So you think there’s funky things going on in your home town. How about a “Creepy Gnome” terrorizing your crib? It’s not the Travelocity Gnome – he was “gnomenapped” from Northwestern University back in October; “Gnomes without Homes” reports he was returned safely and so far as I can tell, he was no where near this creepy incident. Besides, that guy doesn’t really seem like much of a menace, does he? No, the “creepy gnome”...

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Thursday, March 13, 2008

Tampa Bay Devil Hens, Schill and more Spygate

For a team that has never been “good,” the Tampa Bay Hens (previously the Devil Hens) certainly have a lot of bad blood flowing – there’s frequently brawls and HBP when they’re playing the Red Sox, and now they’ve got something going on with the Yankees. Yankees first baseman Shelley Duncan slid spikes up into the Hens, er um “Rays’,” Akinori Iwamura which started a little dust up.   I guess the team figures that they have to get...

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Monday, March 10, 2008

The Top 7 Sesame Street Songs

Sesame Street has been on the air since 1969. In the 38 years since Sesame Street has hit the airwaves, many a classic song has been sung. I am of the age that not only have I grown up with the television show, but the Sesame Street Muppets have all been a favorite of my children at different times.    Anyone approaching age 40 probably remembers the “Lady Bug Picnic” or the “1-2-3-4-5…” pinball number count.   Over the course of those...

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Sunday, March 09, 2008

Just Say No to Pacman Fever

The Tenneseean reports that Detroit, Oakland, Kansas City, Houston, New Orleans and New England are among those to have expressed at least some level of interest in...wait for it...Pacman Jones. I have but one word for New England, "No." I don't think I could be more emphatic. No. no. no no, no. This is not a Corey Dillon, this is not a Randy Moss. Both of these guys had their issues, for sure. Both of these guys came to Foxborough with baggage. I get that. Neither of these...

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Saturday, March 08, 2008

Congress, Compensation & Clemens

Back on February 15, I noted that the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform, Harry Waxman’s committee that has been so “carefully” investigating Roger Clemens, held hearings today on CEO Pay and the Mortgage Crisis. Angelo R. Mozilo, CEO of Countrywide Mortgage (those wonderful folks who hold the mortgage on the Tavern) testified that as he neared retirement, he had systematically gone about diversifying his holdings portfolio. He testified (PDF) that between...

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Wednesday, March 05, 2008

NFL Free Agency

By my account, there were 521 NFL Free Agents available at the start of the NFL Year on February 29, 2008. As of today, March 4, 2008, 135 of those players have been signed to contracts. When you consider there are about 1700 active players in the league at any one time, that's a lot of movement. Of the 11 franchised Free Agents, 10 will be back with the team that franchised him. Just after midnight on February 29, the Browns traded a second round pick to Green Bay for Corey Williams. Cleveland...

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